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After a week of indulging in this THREE LITER boxed wine I should have more eloquent words to describe its overall taste, mouth feel, etc. however lets be real…. this is boxed wine and I find myself downing it like morning-after gatorade.  Floral aromas with notes of green apple and lemongrass  Block White an Australian Chardonnay is however, delicious.  Equipped with an easy pour spout and boosting a life span, according to the box, of “45 days” this boxed wine should be a summer time (or anytime) staple for the avid wino. -powder monkey

Three Liters $9.99

Purchased at Trader Joe’s  

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We’re drinking fancy thanks to a christmas gift from my sister. Lion’s Pride is a single barrel organic wheat whiskey distilled and bottled in Chicago, Il. Their attention to detail shows when you’re drinking this whiskey, it has very little bite and a whole lot of flavor. It’s sweet but not syrupy like other sweeter whiskeys. Drink it neat, otherwise you’re fucking it up. -cabin boy

750ml 55 skrillas

gifted under the christmas tree (thanks pam)

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While i was up in the Twin Cities i tried my damnedest to drink only local beer that i could not get back in Chicago..I was a success. This small relic from my travels is called Premium or “PRIMO” by GRAIN BELT. Since honesty is a virtue we cherish here while on the high seas i’ll tell you this, i enjoyed this beer more than a large majority of the craft beers i drank. (Not including Red Hook’s ESB) In conclusion i give PRIMO two dirty pint glasses up.

12PACK 7.50

unknown booze store in st. paul

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Ive never been more surprised drinking a shit beer. CAMO BLACK ICE XXXXX taste similar to some of the nicer sour mash beers. Camo has a staggering 10.5 ABV, a decent taste and a low price tag. This is a go to for any booze hound on a budget. 

1.89 moneys

bought at JJ PEPPERS

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Most people christen boats with expensive bottles of champagne. We are not those people.  So today, as the first of many ‘reviews’ to come i give you EARLYTIMES 354 BOURBON. The matured version of a it’s counterpart (reg. EARLYTIMES) it cost two more dollars and has a flavor that can only be described as bourbon. This is more than suitable when you’re looking for a cheap bourbon.

15 dollars

bought at Danny’s Liquors